Happy Trails Part 1 (Crossover Version)

Plot
The Battle of the Multiverse heroes are riding in a school bus, and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. Drinking juice, sticking their heads out the windows, and enjoying a snack of peanuts means everyone is having a great time, even though they did not get ready, follow directions, be cool, or participate.

Patrick is driving the bus, but he gets distracted by Sandy who has had one juice box too many and needs to use the bathroom. Patrick orders her to sit back down. While doing so, the bus runs over a bump in the road. Deterioration of the characters' lives comes to existence!

The first victim is Pac-Man. Pac-Man' window quickly closes while he is leaning out the window, detaching his hands from his arms and slicing him in half in the process. The bus hits another bump just as Link tosses a peanut up into his mouth, causing him to choke due to the nut going down the wrong pipe (or because of his shock of seeing Pac-Man dead). Link fails to get a napping Kirby's attention, so he tries waving to Patrick for help.

Not noticing that Link is choking, Patrick gets up from the driver's seat while the bus is still in motion and goes to reprimand Link for causing a disturbance. As Link suffocates, Sandy points out that the bus is headed for a curvy portion of the road with a cliff drop-off nearby. Patrick and Sandy embrace each other in fear as Sandy urinates herself all over the floor in fright.

The bus runs over Posion Mushroom, which causes Sandy to lose her balance. She falls on and gets impaled by the gear lever of the bus. Patrick tries to shift gears, but this causes the hole in Sandy's torso to expand. Patrick cannot get the gears to move where he wants it, and as a result, the bus goes flying off a cliff, hitting a ParaKoopa and a Jellyfish, sending SpongeBob out the window, and leaving the rest of the students screaming in horror!

To be continued...

Moral
"Keep your promises!"

Deaths

 * 1) Pac-Man is sliced in half when the window suddenly closes on him.
 * 2) Link chokes to death on a peanut.
 * 3) Sandy is impaled on a gear lever.
 * 4) The bus runs into two birds prior to flying off the cliff.
 * 5) After driving off the cliff, Spongebob is ejected from the bus and it is assumed that he died (Off-screen).
 * 6) Bayonette can be seen through the bus window at the very end, but She doesn't appear in Happy Trails Part 2 indicating She most likely did not survive the crash (Off-screen).

Survival Rate

 * Amount of surviving main characters: 5
 * Amount of dead main characters: 5
 * Total rate: 50%