Boo Do You Think You Are (Crossover Version)

Plot
Peach, Kirby, and Sonic all jump into a cart, apparently excited for something, though Sonic is characteristically nervous about it. Then it reveals that they're entering a haunted house ride at the carnival. Kirby then strikes a spooky pose and chuckles along with Peach upon entering the haunted house, where they find themselves in complete darkness. The haunted house then lights up and the cart stops, where Kirby gets startled by a hand that pops out of a coffin, and chuckles. Suddenly, it grabs Kirby's head, and gives it a hard scratch, cutting up his head and revealing his brain.

Peach screams in terror and she starts whimpering and can barely look away from Kirby's corpse. Peach doesn't notice that their cart is approaching an axe on a pendulum swinging back and forth. Sonic tries to warn Peach, but she's still traumatized and she doesn't move. As a result, she gets sliced in half.

Sonic screams in horror and backs into a corner, when suddenly a suspended cauldron fills the cart with lava (or molten copper) up to Sonic's waist. In pain, he jumps out of the cart, now with his lower body reduced to a skeleton, screaming at the top of his lungs. he falls onto the floor. Suddenly, the cart tips over, burning the rest of his body (excluding the top of his head, then his lower jaw falls off). Before the episode ends, a cheap paper ghost drops down beside Sonic and lets out a wail.

Moral
"Don't take candy from strangers!"

Deaths

 * 1) Kirby has a huge chunk of his skull and brain scratched off by a monster hand from the ride.
 * 2) Peach gets cut in half by a pendulum.
 * 3) Sonic has most of his flesh burnt away by lava.

Injuries

 * Sonic's legs and waist are burnt away by lava.

Survival Rate

 * Amount of surviving main characters: 0
 * Amount of dead main characters: 3
 * Total rate: 0%

Destruction

 * Kirby's shoes and Peach's clothing may have been burnt to nothing by the lava.
 * Sonic's shoes are burned away by the lava.